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01) Women only call me ugly

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make…
Then they call me ugly and poor.
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02) atm pin number of people

I love to stand behind people at ATMs and when they enter their PIN number,
I say “got it” and run away.
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03) i dont write lol

Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type ‘lol’.
I type ‘lqtm’ – laugh quietly to myself.
It’s more honest.
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04) living in the 21st century

Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century?
Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
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05) What is Happiness

What is Happiness?
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Switching off the bathroom lights
just to annoy the person inside. .
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06) If Microsoft Buy Facebook

If Microsoft Buy Facebook

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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”
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07) Every problem has only One solution

According to parents,
Every problem has only
One solution,
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“Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection”:p:D
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08) hack my wifi

Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ”
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Today when i woke up it was changed to
“challenge accepted”
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09) Dad can I have 50Rs

Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?

Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough!
Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…
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10 ) turning off wifi trick always work

When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House,
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she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi …

Damn! Dis Trick Always Work…
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About Syed Rubel

Creative writer and editor of amar bangla post. Syed Rubel create this blog in 2014 and start social bangla bloggin.

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