21) A Girl Takes 100 Pics
A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li? =d
22) FUTURE PLANNING
Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting
came & asked Time.
2 tell Time
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she insist me 2 marry u
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay ;-):-D
23) Call summary
Boy to boy!
Boy to mom!
Boy to dad!
Boy to girl!
Girl to girl!
Wife to Husband:
Not Responding…=)) =D
24) 5 facts about u
5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)
25) Why only boys
When a Guy does Something
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
26) One night a boy healped an unknow aunty
One night a boy healped an unknow aunty to reach her home. aunty:-beta raat bahut ho gai hai yanhi so jao,bittu ke room me. boy:-nahi aunty may hall me so jaungi.
next morning a beautiful girls come with a cup of coffe.
girl:-mai bittu aur aap?
boy:-mai gadha ullu ka pathha.GUD NA8
27) Funny but true fact
Funny but true fact..
Relationship between lovers in today’s age:-
you can touch each other..
u cannot touch each other’s mobile..!
28) A for Apple
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
?A for Apple? =P =D
29) Define A woman
Define A woman….
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
but she won’t sit …
Because shes getting late…:
30) FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS
FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
The road to success is always under construction 😉
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don’t need it 😛
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married 😛
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate 😀
Enjoy life ! 🙂