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21) A Girl Takes 100 Pics

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li? =d

22) FUTURE PLANNING

FUTURE PLANNING

Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tell Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
Em sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay ;-):-D

23) Call summary

Call summary:-

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Wife to Husband:
.
.
.
.
.
.
Not Responding…=)) =D
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24) 5 facts about u

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)
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25) Why only boys

When a Guy does Something
Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
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26) One night a boy healped an unknow aunty

One night a boy healped an unknow aunty to reach her home. aunty:-beta raat bahut ho gai hai yanhi so jao,bittu ke room me. boy:-nahi aunty may hall me so jaungi.
next morning a beautiful girls come with a cup of coffe.
boy:-aap koun?
girl:-mai bittu aur aap?
boy:-mai gadha ullu ka pathha.GUD NA8
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27) Funny but true fact

Funny but true fact..
.
.
Relationship between lovers in today’s age:-
you can touch each other..
but
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
u cannot touch each other’s mobile..!
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28) A for Apple

Tech Joke-
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
.
.
.
?A for Apple? =P =D
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29) Define A woman

Define A woman….
.
.
.
.
.
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
.
.
but she won’t sit …
Because shes getting late…:
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30) FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.

2.
The road to success is always under construction 😉

3.
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don’t need it 😛

4.
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married 😛

5.
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate 😀

Enjoy life ! 🙂
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About Syed Rubel

Creative writer and editor of amar bangla post. Syed Rubel create this blog in 2014 and start social bangla bloggin.

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