31) Which Laptop do u have
Girl: Which Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
And Which laptop do u have..?
Girl: Pink colour ka.. 😛
32) Once in a soap industry in Japan
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
33) I have seen you love your mum
Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris!
34) A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle
A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve a Carrier 8 the back,
He requested 2 get it fixed.When the cycle came back with the Carrier fitted,he noted that now the Stand isnt there.
He asked about the missing Stand.
Organisation: Private Nokri me 1 cheez he possible he.
CAREER ya STAND.
Agr STAND lo gy to CAREER khatam aur agar CAREER banana he to STAND kabhi mat lena.
Dedicated 2 all Private Employees
35) Dear Facewash Commercials
Dear Face-wash Commercials,
Nobody can splash water on
their face the way you show
in your ads.
My clothes r all wet now. =P
Kindly show in a more
realistic way =D
36) Dont Play with Students
Question: “How to Kill an Ant??”
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks.
37) You are a housewife
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job – a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
“Poof!” said the genie.
“You are a housewife.” 😛
38) Best advices for safe life
Two Best advices for safe life :
1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
39) prblms an apple can make
Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = GF
GF = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make xP=P
40) Two Tigers were resting under a tree
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food..xP 😛