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41) which computer do u have

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw….:P

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42) Boys Always Remain Faitfull

Latest Research:
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!

But,

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Which Girlfriend??

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That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!! 😀 😛
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43) Why Soo Much MakeUp

Boy: Where Are You Going?

Girl: For Suicide..

Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?

Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper….xD
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44) Class Room is Like a Train

Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its.”SLEEPER COACH” 😛 😀
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45) accident with his new Ferrari

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
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Policemen arrives.
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Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
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Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
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Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!.
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46) Scientists have proved that

Scientists have proved that
2904583181 people on the earth
are lazy,,,
Because,,
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They did not even read this
number.. 😛 😉 😡
Thumbs up if you haven’t read
the number 😛
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47) I want to be a millionaire

Boy:
“I want to be a millionaire.
Just like my dad…!”

Girl:
“Wow, your dad’s a
millionaire…?”

Boy:
“No, but he always wanted
to be….” =P =D
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48) If Facebook get Banned

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets

with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?” =P xP
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49) girls live longer than boys

Why girls live longer than boys???? ..
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Scientific studies have proved that ..
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“SHOPPING”
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but, .
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“PAYING the “BILLS” does
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50) FACT of GOOGLE

FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! 😉

Syed RubelFunny Jokes SMS GuideSMS Collection  41) which computer do u have Girl- which computer do u have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-) Boy- which computer do YOU have??? Girl- A PINK ONE !! Wht to say nw….:P ---------------------------- 42) Boys Always Remain...Amar Bangla Post