11) i want to change the world
When I was kid I was going to change the world.
& Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch,
I don’t even change the channel…
12) I love photography
I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail…
13) last seen on whatsapp
Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep.
Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…
14) 5 ways for man to be happy
5 ways for man to be happy with women?
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…?
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…?
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
?4. Be with a women who really loves you…?
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know?each other!;)??
15) If women ruled the world
If women ruled the world there would be no wars…
It would just be a group of jealous countries,
not talking to each other. 😉
16 ) Please advise a solution
School teacher sent home a note..:..
” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
Mother sent a note back:
”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :p”
17) Who is a Boy
Who is a Boy.?
He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.
Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai. :p 😀
mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy;(
18) When a Woman Loves
When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. 😛
19) One Good Thing About TWITTER
One Good Thing About
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK 😛 😀
20) 5 facts about You
5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)